Back again with another installment of our conversations with Harrison. This kid really does make me laugh. I do not know where he comes up with this stuff.
H: (before rest time) You know what, Mom?
H: I’m going to use this time to come up with funny jokes.
M: Okay. Just do it quietly.
H: Okay, Mom.
H: Do you know what a mountain goat’s favorite flavor of ice cream is?
(Well, do you?)
H: Rocky Road (current favorite joke via Ranger Rick)
H: I need to eat this little piece of bacon, Mommy.
H: Oh, it might spoil. (wouldn’t what that to happen, would we?)
(leaving PaPa and Grammy’s house)
G: Tell Beckett ‘hi’ for us.
H: Okay. I will have Mommy take a picture of me telling him ‘hi’ and send it to you. (if you’re wondering, we did just that.)
M: (after H passed gas several times) Do you need to go to the bathroom again before bed?
M: You don’t need to try and poop?
H: If I need to poop, I will save it until the morning.
M: We don’t ‘save’ poops, Harrison.
H: No. I just mean I will save it until I wake up. (Isn’t that the same thing?)